Shake your body on the webcam thing
Shake your booty, your boobs and things
All glamorous with your make up thing
Switch on the filters to enhance everything.
Is this a talent or a desperate plea
For as much attention as this can bring
Does it look as if you’ve surrendered your respect
Or is it a worthwhile price to pay when your desperate
I don’t wish to knock anyone
But you’ve just got to understand
That there are fat cats making money from your shows
And lots of old sad men working it so
So when you put it on display
Bare that in mind and keep it hidden away
For those who will love you
And will appreciate seeing it the private way.