A funny thing happened on my way to mars
While astral travelling among the stars
I met some alien beings who were kind to me
And asked if I’d be interested in trying some moonbeams.
Now I am not one to ever take drugs
But they said it would induce cosmic love
And the moment that I took it I felt the whole of space spin
And saw a black hole into which I’d swim
And visit the multiverse at a frightening speed
And raced through asteroid belts that led me
Among a multitude of quasars
Surrounded by a cluster of shooting stars
Then as I watched this from what seemed afar
A supernova blew me straight to Mars
Where I shook my head and looked around at the stars
And made a vow then that if I saw any aliens at large
Don’t be taken in and try their pills
Because although it was a thrill
Of cosmic spills
It left me reeling and feeling somewhat dazed and ill.
fauxcroft 
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